Freddie Facilier/Quotes



|-|Season 1 =

Voodoo? You Do

 * "Are you stealing that?"
 * "I meant, why are you stealing that when you could be stealing this. It's way cuter. Go ahead! Take it."
 * "That's the whole point. It's what we do here. Go on, take it."

Lamp Sweet Lamp

 * "Well, well, well! The famous Auradonian kids."
 * "But I just had them sharpened."
 * "Oooh, look at these two. They're adorable. It's sickening."
 * "And what, pray tell, are you gonna do about it?"
 * "Thought so."
 * "Well, what do you know? These guys are even more lame than I imagined."
 * "You gotta hide! I don't want them to know you're here too."

Genie Chic

 * "You are not getting this back. Wait a minute. Are we in Auradon?"
 * "Nothing gets past King Obvious."
 * "Uhh... I sneezed. I'm allergic to lamps. It's hereditary."
 * "I get dolls from my dad."
 * "Voodoo curse dolls."
 * "Yeah. My dad's all about "the other side."
 * "He's so obsessed with ghosts that he knows all of their death days, but he can never remember my birthday."
 * "Oh, how I wish... I mean, now that I'm here and all, it would be such a hoot, but... I'm sure there's no room for another abominable villain in your beloved Auradon. I'll just have to envision your father's birthday promenade in my dreams."
 * "I'd love to!"

Puffed Deliciousness

 * "So, I seriously have to take a class called "Remedial Goodness?"
 * "Smeyesing?"
 * "What is all this frou-frou stuff? I don't wanna eat glazed this or sprinkled that. Okay, gimme some of that puffed deliciousness! It's so good..."
 * "Mmm. I wish I had more mouths."
 * "Exactly! Oooh! Is that cranberry sauce? A fountain made of chocolate? Fruit shaped like little animals?! Oh, I could get used to this place! So yummy! Mmm. Get your own buffet table!"

Good Is the New Bad

 * "You shrink one guy's head and no one wants to sing with you."
 * "Never! I'd just shrink your head, like my last partner."
 * "Well, if it's a free-for-all, I might as well join in."

Mash It Up

 * "Now, that's my kind of party!"
 * "A party in the dark."
 * "I have an idea! Why don't we just do all of our themes?"
 * "Exactly! It'll be a mad princess, hip-hop, party in the dark, magic carpet, wicked Wonderland, garden neon lights party!"

All Hail the New Q.N.L.B.

 * "I don't think I-"
 * "That's funny! 'cause for my makeover? I'm thinking a little "leave me exactly the way I am"!"
 * "You know? I always thought of it more as an eggplant."

Mad for Tea

 * "Ooh, is someone really hurt?"
 * "Don't look at me! I'm not the one that always makes a mess of everything."
 * "Wait! I actually really like it."
 * "No, I mean it. It's really... alternative."

Carpet Jacked

 * "All right! This party just got interesting."
 * "That's a vegetable."

The Night is Young

 * "Uh, don't worry. I'll sing for you. No, really, I mean it. No, no, no, guys, I insist. I got this. Seriously. Go on. Dance."
 * "Hit it, Lonnie."

Hooked On Ben

 * "Surprise!"
 * "I can explain!"
 * "Uh, no. We're partners."
 * "Excuse me? I spent my whole life livin' in my dad's shadow. I'm not gonna live in yours too."
 * "Uh, translation?"
 * "We are friends."
 * "Did we go back to you commanding me? That's not very partnerly-"
 * "I know the AKs are lame..."
 * "...but at least they don't go back on their word."
 * "I'm sorry about that. I guess for being kinda lame... Auradon is kinda cool. Do you forgive me? Are we... still friends?"
 * "Not from me."


 * -|Season 2 =

Slumber Party

 * "How does anybody get any studying done with all this partying?"

Odd Mal Out

 * "They're giving us our own jewels? How generous!"
 * "Looking good, Green Face!"

Pair of Sneakers

 * "Following you. You're up to no good and I want in."
 * "Jacking a limo, sneaking onto the Isle of the Lost, stealing a jewel! Let's do this."
 * "Guilty. Just can't trust us VKs."
 * "My dad hid things for just about everyone. Even for the worst of the worst."
 * "Okay. So, we get in, find that jewel and get out before anyone sees us."
 * "Oooh, I like this."
 * "Nah. You?"
 * "Ta-dah!"
 * "Nah. Sorry, you didn't find your jewel, Mal. But, here. This lucky necklace is all yours. From me to you."
 * "Guess, we'd better head back."

Chemical Reaction

 * "Oh, snap. That's harsh."
 * "Aw!"
 * "Can't believe I'm fighting bubbles!"
 * "I can make this work."

Options Are Shrinking

 * "Sounds like a laundry detergent, right?"
 * "I think you mean machinations."

Trapped

 * "This place is five times as big as your dorm room, you're fine."
 * "I can't believe that maniac Zevon is up there, and we can't even warn them."
 * "And often makes things worse."
 * "Shh! She has to concentrate."

Celebration

 * "Wow! I've never stolen anything this nice."