CJ Hook/Quotes



|-|Season 1 =

"Neon Lights Out"

 * "Hi! Sorry to interrupt. No, I'm not."
 * "Hey, Malsy. Miss me? Oh, I was going to give up dramatic entrances. So flashy. But... what can I say? I'm hooked."
 * "That's rotting kelp!"

"Hooked On Ben"

 * "Oh, stop. You'll make a girl blush. Actually, I'm kind of offended that you didn't figure it out sooner."
 * "Wave hi, Benny!"
 * "So, Malsy, what's first: storm the castle, take prisoners, maniacally laugh in people's faces? Oh, we're going to free the hostages. Interesting choice, but you and your mom have always thought outside the box."
 * "Well, why wouldn't I? We're villain kids. It's what we do. You really should lock your stuff away. Stealing that mascot uniform was like taking candy from a baby. And, Mal, framing you with the bracelet was just icing on the old cake. I tried ruining your party dresses, but it seems these 2 VKs have gone soft. They just had to... What is it you, Auradon Kids, call it? Save the day. Oh, and let's not forget the no-shows. I gotta hand it to you, Little Miss Bibbidi-Bobbidi, over here. A pumpkin car? Not my thing, but you pulled it off. Stealing the carpet from you two was probably the most fun I've had yet!"
 * "Quiet. I'm soliloquizing. And then, the grandest of them all: cutting that DJ cord, so our little Freddie could have her moment in the spotlight. It was the least I could do as a thank-you for sneaking me into Auradon."
 * "So can I. She was following orders. Freddie is my second-in-command."
 * "Exactly. I tell you what to do and you do it. Partners!"
 * "I get it. My dad never let me steer the ship either. But we don't have to be like our parents."
 * "We can veer starboard on the squall together!"
 * "Partners? For reals!"
 * "We're gonna pillage and plunder together!"
 * "Because her captain commands her to pillage and plunder."
 * "You're saying that like it's a bad thing."
 * "I'm disappointed in you, Freddie. I thought you were badder than this. Looks like I'll have to be partner-less in crime. So long, squarest of them all!"


 * -|Season 2 =

"Options Are Shrinking"

 * "Ahoy!"
 * "Hi, guys. Did I tell you I got my own ship? Well, more of a row boat, actually, but it's a start. Hey, cutie. I gave Zevon a ride in exchange for a full 50-foot schooner when he takes over Auradon."
 * "Guess it's time for the potion portion of the show."
 * "Especially Carlos. Well, I'm gonna go get a good seat for the hostile takeover. I'll be back when the dust settles!"

"Celebration"

 * "Ugh! Enough already! On with the show!"