Princess Audrey/Quotes



Descendants =
 * "Prince Benjamin, soon-to-be King!"
 * "The Evil Queen has no royal status here and neither do you."
 * "Princess Audrey, his girlfriend. Right, Bennyboo?"
 * "You're Maleficent's daughter, aren't you? Yeah, you know what, I totally do not blame for your mother trying to kill my parents and stuff. Oh! My Mom's Aurora, Sleeping..."
 * "Water under the bridge."
 * "That's true! Our royal blood goes back hundreds of years."
 * "Ask Doug."
 * "Oh. No offense, Bennybear, but you're just too trusting. Look, I know your mom fell in love with a big nasty beast who turned out to be a prince. But with my mom, the evil fairy was just the evil fairy. That girl's mother."
 * "Do you think they actually paid for those?"
 * "She did it to Jane's hair, too, and Fairy Godmother's not happy about it."
 * "It's gateway magic! Sure, it starts with the hair. Next thing you know It's the lips and the legs and the clothes and then everybody looks good and then... where will I be?"
 * "I will see you at the game after my dress-fitting for the coronation, okay?"
 * "Bye, Bennyboo."
 * "Chad's my boyfriend now! And I'm going to the coronation with him. So I don't need your pity date."
 * "Grammy".
 * "Sleeping Beauty's mother. Grammy, I don't think you want to be talking to this girl. Unless you feel like taking another hundred-year nap."
 * "Chad! Chad? Chad! Evie did something to Chad!"
 * "What happened?"
 * "How long does she think that's gonna last? Mal is just the bad girl infatuation."
 * "Excuse me, who do you think you are?"
 * "I told you so!"


 * -|Season 1 =

Audrey's New Do? New Don't!

 * "No! Gross! No. Ugh, that is so last year."
 * "Nice?! The saying isn't: "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the nicest of them all?" Those VKs are getting too much attention for my taste. And I have very good taste!"
 * "Everybody's so into their edgy VK style and dark colored everything!"
 * "Their hair, duhzies! When Mal changed your hair, you went from plain Jane to... kind of plain Jane. Magic me!"
 * "Your mom's the fairy godmother! She and Maleficent are like the most powerful people ever. If Mal has magic, you have it too."
 * "Do you remember the spell that Mal did?"
 * "I'll take both! I want something really out there. Go ahead."
 * "I really appreciate this. You're a true friend, Jane."
 * "Do I look different?"
 * "Is it edgy?"
 * "Yes! Post it!"

Careful What You Wish For

 * "This selfie is ruining my life!"
 * (Showing Mal her bad hairdo) "If by great, you mean awful, then yes it's great."
 * "Fantastic. Another comment."
 * "Yup."
 * "We've been over this."
 * "Really?"
 * "You have to fix my hair!"
 * "Cool it, Jordan. Mal will help you when she's done with me."
 * "Hello! My hair?"

Voodoo? You Do

 * "Ugh! What is this hideous place?"
 * "We're on the Isle of the Lost?! Eww! Ben, save me!"
 * "Does it say where we are?"
 * "So we can't even find a way out of here?! Can we even selfie? (Takes a selfie) Okay, this place needs so many filters."
 * "How are we supposed to get there? There's mud everywhere!"
 * "Figures! The only remotely interesting item here would be on the must-go rack. What's this?! It's beautiful."
 * "It was hanging with the dress. I would never steal."
 * "No, I can't. That's wrong."

Lamp Sweet Lamp

 * "Hey! You can't talk to us like that!"
 * "I'll... I'll... I'll...(Covers mouth)"
 * "When I throw a party, I... I won't invite you!"
 * "Your momma's so soft, she's like... a pillow!"
 * "Okay. We may not frown and wear black, but we are not lame."
 * "We can be rotten just like you, guys."
 * "Let me help! Anyone got glue?"
 * "Are we going to jail?"

Genie Chic

 * "No matter where we are. I look perfect. Peruse!"
 * "Another one?!"

Puffed Deliciousness

 * "Oh! That's Ruby. Rapunzel's daughter. Her hair leaves 10 minutes after she does. That girl has got to do something about those split ends! Ouch!"

Good Is the New Bad

 * "You look totescute."
 * "No, you look totes cute."
 * "Eww! Can you guys talk about this somewhere else. We're up first."
 * "Sorry! Let's go."
 * "Now, Lonnie!"

Spirit Day

 * "So you, guys, know the cheer?"
 * "Everyone knows the cheer. We do it every year. (Demonstrating the cheer) F-I-G-H-T What's that spell? Fight, fight, fight!"

Mash It Up

 * "Oooo, I'm so happy to be in these genie outfits again."
 * "Ooo, I know! Let's do a pretty, pretty princess theme."
 * "Let me guess, You want everyone to wear purple."
 * "You wanna throw a garden vegetable party?"
 * "You want a party that celebrates YOU?"

All Hail the New Q.N.L.B.

 * "Sure?"
 * "What does it matter? I wasn't even chosen as the Q.N.L.B."
 * "It's "Queen of the Neon Lights Ball". Duhzies! And I did not win!"
 * "No! It's the other girl with the hundred foot pony tail. I'm stress brushing. Stress brushing helps me deal with losing."
 * "The only makeover I'm interested in is the one where I'm made over from the one who lost the crown to the one who won."
 * "I know. Right? It's clearly more of an amethyst."
 * "Maybe you spelt it away?"

Mad for Tea

 * "Guys, guys! Emergency!"
 * "No!"
 * "No!"
 * "How would that be an emergency?"
 * "Somebody stole my dress!"
 * "Hmm, do you have anything a little less... puncture-prone?"
 * "You know, for a VK look, it's actually pretty cute. I'm sold! Ta-da!"
 * "My mom was raised by fairies. Quick outfit changes is a family skill. When I was a baby, I could change my own diaper in two seconds flat!"
 * "Thank you, Evie. You're a life-saver."
 * "Hmm, "VKs gone viral"? Isn't it interesting that we both ended up with a little villain edge for our party look? Maybe a little too interesting."

Carpet Jacked

 * "How big is this carpet they're picking us up in? I don't do crowded."
 * "We're going to be riding in a stolen carpet?"
 * "What's the wind situation like on this carpet? Should I be worried about my hair?"
 * "I take back everything bad I ever said about you."
 * "Nothing!"
 * "She didn't pass her carpet driver's test."
 * "No presh, but if I don't get to the party soon, I am going to die."
 * "I can't be seen in that. Pumpkin clashes with my eyes."
 * "Sweet ride! wait, this veggie car is carved right. I'm not going to get nasty gooey seeds on my dress, am I?"
 * "If you, ladies, don't get in here, I'm gonna turn into a pumpkin."
 * "Your hair doesn't make sense!"

The Night is Young

 * "Don't you think it's kinda strange that right after the DJ cord was cut, she jumped in, all ready to sing?"
 * "I bet she cut the DJ cord."
 * "Hey! Whose side are you on anyway?"

Neon Lights Out

 * "What happened? You look rough. I mean, even more than you usually do."
 * "That is a tragedy."
 * "Uh, I was talking about the tux."
 * "I don't understand. How can he just disappear?"
 * "Did you do this?"
 * "Because you're VK."
 * "Great, another VK."

Hooked On Ben

 * "Excuse me?!"
 * "I don't think I'll ever understand you, people."


 * -|Season 2 =

Slumber Party

 * "Well, I could have done without the surprise CJ appearance, but -"
 * "Didn't you hear? It's this weekend!"
 * "The Jewel-bilee!"

Odd Mal Out

 * "Yes, Ally. You imagine that all you like. The Jewel-bilee is a dignified ceremony where each of us were given our birthright jewels."
 * "Well, we all got our jewels years ago. See?"
 * "Well, yes. When the villains were relocated, their jewels were collected."
 * "So they could be held safely. And now Auradon will bestow them upon you at the majestic Jewel-bilee!"
 * "What?"
 * "Everyone looked, but it was never found."
 * "I know. It really puts a damper on the whole celebration."

Wild Rehearsal

 * "Okay! Okay! Everyone, listen up! I've worked really hard on the song and dance for the Jewel-bilee. So I really need everybody to step up and give a 110%. Or else."
 * "I just want you to watch me and follow my lead."
 * "And 2, 3, 4."
 * "Stop it, leg!"
 * "No! I'm not doing this!"
 * "I'm out of control!"
 * "Somebody magicked me, Mal!"
 * "'Cause she's jealous that she doesn't get to be a part of all this!"
 * "Um-"
 * "Okay, I admit the song got off to a rocky start, but with my eternal vigilance slash amazing directing, I think it could look really-- (screams)"

Chemical Reaction

 * "I'll tell you who! The same person who spray-painted my room!"
 * "And who do we know has a history of defacing property with spray-paint? A history of breaking the rules? A history of evil?"
 * "What the bibbidi?!"
 * "Do not move!"
 * "Oh, no! Look what you did! Our clothes are ruined!"
 * "Actually, yeah. I have heard that."

Talking Heads

 * "Well, hello!"
 * "Save your sarcasm, Mal. And save the whole 'I choose good" act. Because we know you've been faking it. You've been evil all along!"
 * "Just admit it. You're furious about not getting a jewel and you're 100% evil!"
 * "We have been planning this song and dance for ages!"
 * "In trouble big you are! Huh?"
 * "Gross!"
 * "That's it! As chairman of every committee I hereby banish you from the Jewel-bilee! And if I had the power, I would banish you from Auradon."

Evil Among Us

 * "Thanks. And you look so totes fab, Jor!"
 * "Where is everyone? We need to start!"
 * "Forget the Jewel-bilee. I'm talking about my musical number! Oh, where are they?!"
 * "Why aren't they here?!"
 * "I know that. But what about Evie, Freddie and Jane?"
 * "Well, they won't be when I get through with them!"

Party Crasher
And the night could be dark Like a jewel we'll shine brightly Wherever we are If we stick to the dream never fall apart♪" Stronger side by side This is our moment it's our time So we're different whatever Everyone can shine Oh, this is the moment of our-♪"
 * "Ugh! I can't believe they're still not here!"
 * "Why in the world would Jane be sending you a super tiny text?"
 * "Okay. I refuse to wait any longer! The Jewel-bilee must begin. And, more importantly, my big number must go on! Hit it!"
 * "♪The road could be hard
 * "♪Because we're better together
 * "What is the meaning of this? Do you know how long I worked on this number?"
 * "Aw, thanks!"
 * "No! Not the jewels!"
 * "(gasps)"

Mal-lone

 * "My dance number is ruined!"
 * "You want us to follow you? After what you did?"
 * "Apology not accepted! Apology rejected! Like an ugly stepsister with size 12 feet!"
 * "You ruined everything and put us all in danger."

Trapped

 * "(crying) This musical number meant so much to me!"
 * "But it wasn't just so I could share my many talents, I mean, a little bit. Yes, of course, I mean. Please, but more than that, it was supposed to be my gift to the VKs, to show how we were all sisters. But now it's all ruined. I wanted to bring everyone together, but the VKs still can't be trusted."
 * "What?"
 * "I feel awful. I banned her from the Jewel-bilee, Ally!"

United We Stand

 * "AKs to the rescue!"
 * "Five, six, seven, eight! Take that!"
 * "You ruined everything! And you're not even enrolled here!"
 * "We will never speak of this again."

Celebration

 * "And I am so sorry for not believing in you."

"Don't you think I feel bad enough already, Grammy?"
 * -|Descendants 3 =