User blog:TheRedVizcount/The many MANY ways Descendants goes beyond explanation

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Let's start continue discussing that movie named Hercules, shall we?
Check this out before you proceed: Thread:16429
 * 1) Hercules is not even Hercules. HIS NAME IS HERACLES!!!
 * 2) The real Heracles story (NOT HERCULES) is R-Rated. Stay in school, children!!!
 * 3) Hera is not his holly mother!!!
 * 4) Hera will never, not even when Zeus dies, become a mother figure to Heracles.
 * 5) Happily ever after? Yeah, after the 12 agonizing task that he had to make because Hera cursed him!
 * 6) That is simply not the representation of Zeus
 * 7) AND NEITHER OF HADES!!!!
 * 8) Why Hera is so kind? She's like the biggest ***** of the planet!!!
 * 9) Have I mentioned that his name is not Hercules?
 * 10) SPOILER ALERT: Megara shouldn't even be alive...

Now about that movie named Descendants...

 * 1) Wait a minute, how come all those villains that came from different times fitted in the 21st century??
 * 2) CROWNED AT 16??? Man, Beast just wants to see his kingdom fall, doesn't he?
 * 3) Okay, okay. There isn't a problem with having a king at 16, but why Ben? WHY THAT SPECIFIC KID? He literally had dreams and invited strangers into his house...
 * 4) How come they are all so good looking? I get trapped inside an isolated island and I become trash...
 * 5) Maleficent! You could have literally stick yourself to that limo and roll your way out of that island!
 * Boy, Auradonians have an excess of trust... They put all those super important artifacts inside a museum guarded by one single guard who isn't doing a thing but stare at a screen
 * 1) Remedial Goodness 101? They must think VKs are super dumb or something...
 * 2) Fairy Godmother reproduce??
 * 3) Who came up with the idea of murder canons inside a game played by high school kids?
 * 4) When did Mal painted her locker? Shouldn't she be in detention because of vandalism?
 * 5) Ben is still dumb
 * 6) How come the mirror knows Chemistry?
 * 7) DISHONOR ON YOU! DISHONOR YOUR FAMILY! DISHONOR ON YOUR COW! That Lonnie girl can't be Mulan's daughter! She is nothing compared to her mother!
 * 8) "I heard that there is this magic chick who makes your hair cool in less than 5 seconds... Oh, let's join in! If we loose our heads, doesn't matter!" again with the excess of trust
 * 9) The VKs are soooo soft. They know nothing about evil.
 * 10) Auradonians just happen to be the biggest hypocrites in history!
 * 11) BEN! SHE LITERALLY MANIPULATED YOU AND NOW YOU DECLARE TO LOVE HER? Stockholm syndromes must run in the family after all...
 * 12) Still, why nobody is protesting the fact that their king is 16 years old and his first proclamation was made because he had a dream?
 * 13) Wait, that's it? Staring contest and holding hands defeats a dragon? How?
 * 14) Umm... Why am I still obsessed with this movie? It makes zero sense!