Talk:Carlos De Vil/@comment-108.51.150.217-20150817172114/@comment-69.35.211.245-20150822221847

First of all, Soloner, are you twelve? You seem like a twelve year old given a computer. I would report your nonsense, but watching people thoroughly dislike you is just too much fun. Now, other than that.

Why can't he be gay? How do you know? Are you Carlos De Vil in disguise? No? I didn't think so.

I mean, he's so obviously heterosexual. It means absolutely nothing that he showed no interest at all at any female characters throughout the entire book and movie. And the fact that he expressed in the book how happy making Jay laugh makes him, well, that's just bros. NO HOMO.

(sarcasm so thickly applied you should be able to notice it from outer space)