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• "Prince Benjamin, soon-to-be King!"
• "The Evil Queen has no royal status here and neither do you."
• "Princess Audrey, his girlfriend. Right, Bennyboo?"
• "You're Maleficent's daughter, aren't you? Yeah, you know what, I totally do not blame for your mother trying to kill my parents and stuff. Oh! My Mom's Aurora, Sleeping..."
• "That's true! Our royal blood goes back hundreds of years."
• "Oh. No offense, Bennybear, but you're just too trusting. Look, I know your mom fell in love with a big nasty beast who turned out to be a prince. But with my mom, the evil fairy was just the evil fairy. That girl's mother."
• "Do you think they actually paid for those?"
• "She did it to Jane's hair, too, and Fairy Godmother's not happy about it."
• "It's gateway magic! Sure, it starts with the hair. Next thing you know It's the lips and the legs and the clothes and then everybody looks good and then... where will I be?"
• "I will see you at the game after my dress-fitting for the coronation, okay?"
• "Bye, Bennyboo."
• "Chad's my boyfriend now! And I'm going to the coronation with him. So I don't need your pity date."
• "Sleeping Beauty's mother. Grammy, I don't think you want to be talking to this girl. Unless you feel like taking another hundred-year nap."
• "How long does she think that's gonna last? Mal is just the bad girl infatuation."
• "Excuse me, who do you think you are?"

Audrey's New Do? New Don't!

• "No! Gross! No. Ugh, that is so last year."
• "Nice?! The saying isn't: "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the nicest of them all?" Those VKs are getting too much attention for my taste. And I have very good taste!"
• "Everybody's so into their edgy VK style and dark colored everything!"
• "Their hair, duhzies! When Mal changed your hair, you went from plain Jane to... kind of plain Jane. Magic me!"
• "Your mom's the fairy godmother! She and Maleficent are like the most powerful people ever. If Mal has magic, you have it too."
• "Do you remember the spell that Mal did?"
• "I'll take both! I want something really out there. Go ahead."
• "I really appreciate this. You're a true friend, Jane."
• "Do I look different?"
• "Is it edgy?"
• "Yes! Post it!"

Careful What You Wish For

• "This selfie is ruining my life!"
• (Showing Mal her bad hairdo) "If by great, you mean awful, then yes it's great."
• "Fantastic. Another comment."
• "Yup."
• "We've been over this."
• "Really?"
• "You have to fix my hair!"
• "Cool it, Jordan. Mal will help you when she's done with me."
• "Hello! My hair?"

Voodoo? You Do

• "Ugh! What is this hideous place?"
• "We're on the Isle of the Lost?! Eww! Ben, save me!"
• "Does it say where we are?"
• "So we can't even find a way out of here?! Can we even selfie? (Takes a selfie) Okay, this place needs so many filters."
• "How are we supposed to get there? There's mud everywhere!"
• "Figures! The only remotely interesting item here would be on the must-go rack. What's this?! It's beautiful."
• "It was hanging with the dress. I would never steal."
• "No, I can't. That's wrong."

Lamp Sweet Lamp

• "Hey! You can't talk to us like that!"
• "I'll... I'll... I'll...(Covers mouth)"
• "When I throw a party, I... I won't invite you!"
• "Your momma's so soft, she's like... a pillow!"
• "Okay. We may not frown and wear black, but we are not lame."
• "We can be rotten just like you, guys."
• "Let me help! Anyone got glue?"
• "Are we going to jail?"

Genie Chic

• "No matter where we are. I look perfect. Peruse!"
• "Another one?!"

Puffed Deliciousness

• "Oh! That's Ruby. Rapunzel's daughter. Her hair leaves 10 minutes after she does. That girl has got to do something about those split ends! Ouch!"

Good Is the New Bad

• "You look totescute."
• "No, you look totes cute."
• "Eww! Can you guys talk about this somewhere else. We're up first."
• "Sorry! Let's go."
• "Now, Lonnie!"

Spirit Day

• "So you, guys, know the cheer?"
• "Everyone knows the cheer. We do it every year. (Demonstrating the cheer) F-I-G-H-T What's that spell? Fight, fight, fight!"

Mash It Up

• "Oooo, I'm so happy to be in these genie outfits again."
• "Ooo, I know! Let's do a pretty, pretty princess theme."
• "Let me guess, You want everyone to wear purple."
• "You wanna throw a garden vegetable party?"
• "You want a party that celebrates YOU?"

All Hail the New Q.N.L.B.

• "Sure?"
• "What does it matter? I wasn't even chosen as the Q.N.L.B."
• "It's "Queen of the Neon Lights Ball". Duhzies! And I did not win!"
• "No! It's the other girl with the hundred foot pony tail. I'm stress brushing. Stress brushing helps me deal with losing."
• "The only makeover I'm interested in is the one where I'm made over from the one who lost the crown to the one who won."
• "I know. Right? It's clearly more of an amethyst."
• "Maybe you spelt it away?"

Mad for Tea

• "Guys, guys! Emergency!"
• "No!"
• "No!"
• "How would that be an emergency?"
• "Somebody stole my dress!"
• "Hmm, do you have anything a little less... puncture-prone?"
• "You know, for a VK look, it's actually pretty cute. I'm sold! Ta-da!"
• "My mom was raised by fairies. Quick outfit changes is a family skill. When I was a baby, I could change my own diaper in two seconds flat!"
• "Thank you, Evie. You're a life-saver."
• "Hmm, "VKs gone viral"? Isn't it interesting that we both ended up with a little villain edge for our party look? Maybe a little too interesting."

Carpet Jacked

• "How big is this carpet they're picking us up in? I don't do crowded."
• "We're going to be riding in a stolen carpet?"
• "What's the wind situation like on this carpet? Should I be worried about my hair?"
• "I take back everything bad I ever said about you."
• "Nothing!"
• "She didn't pass her carpet driver's test."
• "No presh, but if I don't get to the party soon, I am going to die."
• "I can't be seen in that. Pumpkin clashes with my eyes."
• "Sweet ride! wait, this veggie car is carved right. I'm not going to get nasty gooey seeds on my dress, am I?"
• "If you, ladies, don't get in here, I'm gonna turn into a pumpkin."
• "Your hair doesn't make sense!"

The Night is Young

• "Don't you think it's kinda strange that right after the DJ cord was cut, she jumped in, all ready to sing?"
• "I bet she cut the DJ cord."
• "Hey! Whose side are you on anyway?"

Neon Lights Out

• "What happened? You look rough. I mean, even more than you usually do."
• "That is a tragedy."
• "Uh, I was talking about the tux."
• "I don't understand. How can he just disappear?"
• "Did you do this?"
• "Because you're VK."
• "Great, another VK."

Hooked On Ben

• "Excuse me?!"
• "I don't think I'll ever understand you, people."

Slumber Party

• "Well, I could have done without the surprise CJ appearance, but -"
• "Didn't you hear? It's this weekend!"
• "The Jewel-bilee!"

Odd Mal Out

• "Yes, Ally. You imagine that all you like. The Jewel-bilee is a dignified ceremony where each of us were given our birthright jewels."
• "Well, we all got our jewels years ago. See?"
• "Well, yes. When the villains were relocated, their jewels were collected."
• "So they could be held safely. And now Auradon will bestow them upon you at the majestic Jewel-bilee!"
• "What?"
• "Everyone looked, but it was never found."
• "I know. It really puts a damper on the whole celebration."

Wild Rehearsal

• "Okay! Okay! Everyone, listen up! I've worked really hard on the song and dance for the Jewel-bilee. So I really need everybody to step up and give a 110%. Or else."
• "I just want you to watch me and follow my lead."
• "And 2, 3, 4."
• "Stop it, leg!"
• "No! I'm not doing this!"
• "I'm out of control!"
• "Somebody magicked me, Mal!"
• "'Cause she's jealous that she doesn't get to be a part of all this!"
• "Um-"
• "Okay, I admit the song got off to a rocky start, but with my eternal vigilance slash amazing directing, I think it could look really-- (screams)"

Chemical Reaction

• "I'll tell you who! The same person who spray-painted my room!"
• "And who do we know has a history of defacing property with spray-paint? A history of breaking the rules? A history of evil?"
• "What the bibbidi?!"
• "Do not move!"
• "Oh, no! Look what you did! Our clothes are ruined!"
• "Actually, yeah. I have heard that."

Talking Heads

• "Well, hello!"
• "Save your sarcasm, Mal. And save the whole 'I choose good" act. Because we know you've been faking it. You've been evil all along!"
• "Just admit it. You're furious about not getting a jewel and you're 100% evil!"
• "We have been planning this song and dance for ages!"
• "In trouble big you are! Huh?"
• "Gross!"
• "That's it! As chairman of every committee I hereby banish you from the Jewel-bilee! And if I had the power, I would banish you from Auradon."

Evil Among Us

• "Thanks. And you look so totes fab, Jor!"
• "Where is everyone? We need to start!"
• "Forget the Jewel-bilee. I'm talking about my musical number! Oh, where are they?!"
• "Why aren't they here?!"
• "I know that. But what about Evie, Freddie and Jane?"
• "Well, they won't be when I get through with them!"

Party Crasher

• "Ugh! I can't believe they're still not here!"
• "Why in the world would Jane be sending you a super tiny text?"
• "Okay. I refuse to wait any longer! The Jewel-bilee must begin. And, more importantly, my big number must go on! Hit it!"
• "♪The road could be hard

And the night could be dark Like a jewel we'll shine brightly Wherever we are If we stick to the dream never fall apart♪"

• "♪Because we're better together

Stronger side by side This is our moment it's our time So we're different whatever Everyone can shine Oh, this is the moment of our-♪"

• "What is the meaning of this? Do you know how long I worked on this number?"
• "Aw, thanks!"
• "No! Not the jewels!"
• "(gasps)"

Mal-lone

• "My dance number is ruined!"
• "You want us to follow you? After what you did?"
• "Apology not accepted! Apology rejected! Like an ugly stepsister with size 12 feet!"
• "You ruined everything and put us all in danger."

Trapped

• "(crying) This musical number meant so much to me!"
• "But it wasn't just so I could share my many talents, I mean, a little bit. Yes, of course, I mean. Please, but more than that, it was supposed to be my gift to the VKs, to show how we were all sisters. But now it's all ruined. I wanted to bring everyone together, but the VKs still can't be trusted."
• "What?"
• "I feel awful. I banned her from the Jewel-bilee, Ally!"

United We Stand

• "AKs to the rescue!"
• "Five, six, seven, eight! Take that!"
• "You ruined everything! And you're not even enrolled here!"
• "We will never speak of this again."

Celebration

• "And I am so sorry for not believing in you."

"Don't you think I feel bad enough already, Grammy?"

"You'd really rather have a VK on a throne than me, what is wrong with you people?"

"What is wrong with everybody?"

" Congratulations."

" You won him fair and square... Oh wait, no you didn't. You spelled Ben to destroy all of Auradon. Touching story for the grandkids."

"Sleeping is too good for Auradon!"