"So, Malsy, what's first: storm the castle, take prisoners, maniacally laugh in people's faces? Oh, we're going to free the hostages. Interesting choice, but you and your mom have always thought outside the box."
"Well, why wouldn't I? We're villain kids. It's what we do. You really should lock your stuff away. Stealing that mascot uniform was like taking candy from a baby. And, Mal, framing you with the bracelet was just icing on the old cake. I tried ruining your party dresses, but it seems these 2 VKs have gone soft. They just had to... What is it you, Auradon Kids, call it? Save the day. Oh, and let's not forget the no-shows. I gotta hand it to you, Little Miss Bibbidi-Bobbidi, over here. A pumpkin car? Not my thing, but you pulled it off. Stealing the carpet from you two was probably the most fun I've had yet!"
"Quiet. I'm soliloquizing. And then, the grandest of them all: cutting that DJ cord, so our little Freddie could have her moment in the spotlight. It was the least I could do as a thank-you for sneaking me into Auradon."
"So can I. She was following orders. Freddie is my second-in-command."
"Exactly. I tell you what to do and you do it. Partners!"
"I get it. My dad never let me steer the ship either. But we don't have to be like our parents."
"We can veer starboard on the squall together!"
"Partners? For reals!"
"We're gonna pillage and plunder together!"
"Because her captain commands her to pillage and plunder."
"You're saying that like it's a bad thing."
"I'm disappointed in you, Freddie. I thought you were badder than this. Looks like I'll have to be partner-less in crime. So long, squarest of them all!"
"Hi, guys. Did I tell you I got my own ship? Well, more of a row boat, actually, but it's a start. Hey, cutie. I gave Zevon a ride in exchange for a full 50-foot schooner when he takes over Auradon."
"Guess it's time for the potion portion of the show."
"Especially Carlos. Well, I'm gonna go get a good seat for the hostile takeover. I'll be back when the dust settles!"
