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Descendants 2 Descendants 4
Descendants: The Musical
((TD|Celia|I especially love the lack of dirt.}} ((Dizzy nods her head at Celia)
Speaker Dialogue
Mal: Auradon. It's beautiful, isn't it? I'm Mal, daughter of Maleficent, and this is my home. It wasn't always. I was born on the Isle of the Lost, where all the villains had been banished, locked away for good. That is, until Prince Ben decided that their children should have a chance. So four villain kids-- the VKs-came to Auradon, including me. Long story short, Ben's the king now. I'm his girlfriend, and we are about to head back to this Isle to pick what will hopefully be a long line of new VKs who get to come to Auradon and find their happily ever afters, too.
Girl #1: Hey, check it out!
Girl #2: Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh, look at this! It's VK Day!
Girl #3: I want to be picked so bad, oh, my gosh. Oh!
Good to Be Bad
Music:

From the north to the south from the east to the west
Lost boys, lost girls; You all know you're the best
Hit the streets. It's your day. Turn it up. Now's your chance
It's time to get up on your feet and dance!

Anybody wanna be like us. Everybody wanna be like us!
All the boys from Auradon, and the girls cuz' they know what's up!
Your life could change today, your life could change today!
These streets named after us because we paved the way!

[Verse 1: Mal & Evie]
Everyone come and take your shot
Now's the time show em' what you've got. (Ahh-ah)
Cuz everyone's gonna get their chance
They said that being from the Isle was bad -

[Chorus: All]
Well it's good to be bad!
We're proof of that
Used to be lost - now we're on the map
Used to steal stacks - now we're giving back
Remember that
Bad!
If you've got pride, raise your "V's" up high. Wave em' wide, side to side. Feel the vibe
It's good to be bad!

[Post-Chorus]
I wanna see you all rep your block
I wanna see you all rep your block
Show your pride- let me hear your shout -
We're from the Isle of the Lost!
We're here to celebrate - we're here to elevate
If you're down - then make your move but you best not hesitate

[Verse 2: Mal & Evie]
Today's a day that you won't forget
The best to come ain't happened yet. (Aah-ah)
Take a bow it won't be your last
You're from the Isle if anybody asks!

[Chorus: All]
It's good to be bad!
We're proof of that
Used to be lost - now we're on the map
Used to steal stacks - now we're giving back
Remember that
Bad!
If you've got pride, raise your "V's" up high. Wave em' wide, side to side. Feel the vibe
It's good to be bad!

[Rap: Carlos & Jay]
They can try to deny our style but we were born this way
Cuz you can take the VK outta' the Isle, but you can't take the Isle out the VK
If you wanna make it hype not a moment to waste
Make it loud, make it loud, make it jump to the base!
Make it what you want, but you better make your case
The Isle makes us and we're reppin' this place
So when I say "V", you say "K"
V. K. V. K
When I say "All", You say "Day"
All. Day. All. Day
So when I say "V", you say "K"
V. K. V. K
When I say "All", You say "Day"
All Day!

[Break]
C'mon!
Hah!
Bad!

[Chorus: All]
It's good to be bad!
We're proof of that
Used to be lost - now we're on the map
Used to steal stacks - now we're giving back
Remember that
Bad!
If you've got pride, raise your "V's" up high. Wave em' wide, side to side. Feel the vibe
It's good to be
Bad!

Mal: Who wants to go? You?
Girl #2: Yes, pick me, Mal, pick me!
Evie: I can't believe this day has finally arrived! I honestly wish we could take you all with us, and someday very soon, we can.
Mal: Yeah, we're gonna be back here so many times, you're going to be so sick of us.
Evie: So sick of us. Can we get a drumroll, please? First, I would like to begin with the granddaughter of Lady Tremaine, daughter of Drizella, my sweet, sweet friend, my Dizzy.
Carlos: Next...the son of Smee. Come on, Squeaky!
Jay: And no way we're splitting up the twins, so get over here, Squirmy, come on! Bring it in buddy!
Mal: And last, but certainly not least, we all picked this girl, because we all agreed that she could use a little bit of Fairy Godmother's goodness class. Give it on up for Dr. Facilier's daughter, Celia!
Celia: I'm bad.
Carlos: We'll be back for you guys next week, okay?
Jay: Yeah, so pack your stuff, your own stuff.
Mal:
Evie:
Where are you going?!
Dizzy:
Celia:
We're going to--
All: AURADON!
Opening
Mal: Not a tentacle in sight.
Ben: I think if Uma was up to something, it'd be done by now.
Mal: No, Ben, I know how villains think, and I don't trust Uma as far as I can throw her. She's gonna wait until our defenses are down and then that's when she's gonna strike. I really wish I had time to go do a dragon flyover. because I can go much higher.
Ben: Well, you can't be everywhere at once. Besides, I got your back. Come on, everyone's waiting for us.
Mal: Wait. You're getting more guards.
Ben: I'm getting more guards. Now, breathe. Come on.
Mal: Okay.
Evie: Here they come.
[Instrumental] Did I Mention
Fairy Godmother: Oh, stay.
Mal: Stay here?
Fairy Godmother: Yes. Bippity-boppity, one-two, one-two, can everybody hear me? Yes! Ben.
Ben: Thank you, Fairy Godmother. What's up, Auradon? Thank you, thank you so much for coming out to welcome our new arrivals. They'll be here soon.
Queen Leah: Not like we had a choice.
Ben: It worked out pretty well for the first four.
Chad Charming: Yeah, especially for you.
Audrey: Really funny.
Ben: Mal, this is the exact spot we first met not so long ago. I feel like I've known you my whole life. But did I mention I'm in love with you?
Did I Mention (Reprise)
Ben:

I met this girl that rocked my world,
Like it's never been rocked.
And now I'm living just for her,
and I won't ever stop.
I never thought it can happen to a guy like me,
But now look at what you've done.
You got me down on my knee.

Ben: Mal, it's you and me. It's you and me forever. Will you marry me? Will you be my queen?
Audrey: NO!
Mal: Yes!
Doug: Makes our movie night seem a little tame.
Evie: I love you-- movies.
Doug: Me too.
Evie: Yeah.
Queen Leah: A lifetime of plans. Gone. Our family status gone. Audrey, you were supposed to be his queen, and you let him slip through your fingers. Your mother could hold on to a prince in her sleep.
Audrey: Don't you think I feel bad enough already, Granny?
Girl: Ben and Mal are the best! I'm so excited for Mal to be our queen.
Audrey: You'd really rather have a VK on the throne than me? What is wrong with you people? What is wrong with everybody?
Ben: I'm engaged, man!
Mal: What? Did you know?
Evie: Everything. You are gonna rock that crown. Okay, so I've only done about a thousand sketches of your wedding dress, and...Belle's already planned an engagement party next week!
Mal: It's a really good thing I said yes. Hugs. Hi!
Belle: I finally get a daughter.
Beast: Congrats, son.
Ben: Thanks, Dad.
Mal: I love you, Belle.
Belle: Oh, I love you.
Fairy Godmother: Oh, sweetie. So happy for you both.
Ben: Thank you so much, Fairy Godmother. I think she liked it.
Fairy Godmother: Bippity-boppity, you betcha.
Jay: All bow to Her Royal Majesty!
Carlos: Oh, yes! Hey Royal Purpleness!
Mal: Silence, you annoying peants.
Jay: As you wish, my liege!
Carlos: Your Crankiness.
Audrey: Congratulations. You won him fair and square. Oh, wait, no, you didn't. You spelled Ben to destroy all of Auradon. Touching story for the grandkids.
Ben: Okay, let's do this.
Mal: Speaking of kids, we have some kids waiting on us, so...if you'll excuse me.
Guard #1: Congratulations, Lady Mal.
Mal: Thank you.
Guard #2: Your Majesty.
Jay: Alright, boys. Let's hit the road.
Carlos: We're gonna see him soon, okay? Come on.
Lady Tremaine: Do you have everything?
Dizzy: Yes, I have everything.
Lady Tremaine: Are you sure?
Dizzy: I'm sure, Granny.
Lady Tremaine: Oh, really?
Dizzy: My glue gun!
Lady Tremaine: I don't know what you're doing going to do without me.
Dizzy: I'll miss you.
Lady Tremaine: Go on, go on.
Dizzy: Goodbye, Granny.
Mal: Here, let me get this off you.
Ben: Okay. Let's go and do...this.
Evie: So as soon as we get to Auradon, you have to try ice cream.
Dizzy: And go swimming?!
Evie: I can take you to the Enchanted Lake.
Dizzy: I can't believe I get to live with you in your very own castle!
Evie: It's just a little starter castle.
Jay: Great grip. You plat sports?
Carlos: Here. Go on. Trust me on this. I know. Dig in, dig in.
Celia: You're going to be a wise and brave king.
Mal: He already is.
Celia: See? The cards never lie.
Queen Leah: The only reason they should be opening that barrier is for putting Uma back in, not letting more villains out.
Evie: It's Hades! Stop the car, he's trying to escape!
Hades: I AM A GOD! I don't belong here!!
Mal: Ah!
Hades: Ha-Ha-Ha!
Fairy Godmother: Do not panic! Okay, nobody panic!
Belle: It's Mal!
Audrey: There's your precious queen! She's can't even protect us!
Fairy Godmother: Okay, we're panicking, bibbidi bobbidi run!
Jay: C'mon, Mal! Blast him!
Evie: Are you okay?
Mal: No! He was draining all of my magic with the ember and I felt all of my powers slipping away.
Evie: You're safe. He's back where he belongs.
Mal: Yeah. For now.
Jay: We should go.
Mal: Okay.
Queen of Mean
Queen Leah: A lifetime of plans. Gone. Your mother could hold on to a prince in her sleep.
Audrey:

[Verse 1:]
I’m so tired of pretending.
Where’s my happy ending?
I followed all the rules,
I drew inside the lines,
I never asked for anything that wasn’t mine.
I waited patiently for my time,
But when it finally came, he called her name.

And now I feel this overwhelming pain.
I mean, it’s in my veins.
I mean, it’s in my brain.
My thoughts are running in a circle like a toy train,
I’m kinda like a perfect picture with a broken frame.
I know exactly who to blame.

I never thought of myself as mean,
I always thought that I’d be the Queen.
And there’s no in-between,
'cause if I can’t have that then
I will be the leader of the dark and the bad.
Now there’s a devil on my shoulder where the angels used to be
and he’s calling me the Queen.

[Verse 2:]
Being nice was my past time,
but I’ve been hurt for the last time.
And I won’t ever let another person take advantage of me,
The anger burns my skin, third-degree.

Now my blood’s boiling hotter than a fiery sea,
There’s nobody getting close to me.
They’re gonna bow to the Evil Queen,
Your nightmare's my dream.
Just wait until they fall to my wicked schemes.

I never thought of myself as mean,
I always thought that I’d be the Queen.
And there’s no in-between,
'cause if I can’t have that then
I will be the leader of the dark and the bad.
Now there’s a devil on my shoulder where the angels used to be
and he’s calling me the Queen of Mean.
The Queen of Mean.
Maleficent(through the scepter): Audrey.
The Queen of Mean.

Maleficent(through the scepter): Audrey.

[Bridge:]
Something is pulling me, it’s so magnetic.
My body is moving, unsure where I’m headed.
All of my senses have left me defenseless,
This darkness around me is promising vengeance.
The price that I’m willing to pay is expensive,
There’s nothing to lose when you’re lonely and friendless!
So my only interest is showing this princess,
that I am the Queen and my reign will be endless!!

I want what I deserve,
I want to rule the world!
Sit back and watch them learn,
It’s finally my turn

[Verse 3:]
If they want a villain for a Queen,
I’m gonna be the one they’ve never seen!
I’ll show them what it means,
Now that I am that, I'll be the ruler of the dark and the bad!
‘Cause the devil’s on my shoulder where the angels used to be,
and he’s calling me the Queen of Mean!
The Queen of Mean!
I want what I deserve!

Beast I think we all know why we're here. The people are in a panic about Hades. He almost got out.
Fairy Godmother Who knows what he would've done if he had escaped?
Beast We can't risk having another villain on the loose.
Mal I really feel like this is all my fault. - I'm supposed to protect Auradon.
Ben You did. You did protect Auradon.
Beast Every time we open the barrier, we're exposed to danger. Maleficent. Uma. Or Hades.
Ben ...Maleficent's scepter and the queen's crown have been stolen. We don't know that, Dad.
Belle When the people hear this, they will never wanna leave their houses. What do we tell them? Mal... What do we do? How do we keep evil out of Auradon?
Mal I think that there's only... one way to guarantee their safety. And I think that there... Can't be anymore going in and out. I think that we have to close the barrier. Forever.
Ben ...No.
Beast Son...
Ben No.
Mal Ben?
Ben No no no.
Mal Ben? Hey. I do not want to take away your dream, Because it was so beautiful. And it is why I fell in love with you. But as king and his queen, what's our duty?
Ben ...To protect Auradon. But you know what this would mean? All those kids? Are you prepared for that?
Mal I know what it means. And, no. I'm not prepared for it. I just think that we have no other choice.
Beast Son... Mal's right.
Mal I just don't think that we would forgive ourselves if something terrible happened.
Evie Who else knows about the crown and the scepter?
Mal No one. I mean... Think about it. It was scared enough as it is. We have to employ these entirely new security measures.
Evie Will this delay our bringing over more VKs?
Mal We're talking about "closing the barrier" for good.
Evie But you said no? I mean the four of us are living the dream here, and we finally get to share that. I mean, what could be more important than that?
Mal Yeah. I know. - I mean, maybe security or maybe peace of mind for everyone in Auradon.
Evie Is that what they're thinking? M, were they seriously thinking that no one will ever go in and out of the Isle ever again? What, we never get to go back and see our parents? And what about these kids? We promised them that they could go back and visit whenever they wanted.
Mal Yeah. I know.
Evie M, I'm so glad that you are going to be queen. You will be a part of these conversations, you will stand up for the VKs. Thank you for telling me. - And you'll be a great queen.
Carlos Whoo! Morning, got the beach towels.
Jay These. I really think she;s gonna like the cake, you guys.
Carlos Oh, no. Okay! Who got into Jane's cake?
Dizzy Delicious.
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