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Descendants

• "And lots and lots of mirrors!"
• "It must be magic."
• "You had me at prince. My mom's a queen, which makes me a princess."
• "Evie. Evil Queen's daughter."
• "Mirror, mirror on the... in my hand, where is fairy godmother's wand... stand?"
• "Any chance he's in line for a throne? Anywhere in line?"
• "I like to think I'm the fairest of them all."
• "I forgot to do Chad's homework! Oh, no! Oh, no, no, no."
• "Let's see, I'm thinking, we lose the bangs, maybe some layers and some highlights."
• "I know. I know. It looks like a mop on your head."
• "I found out that Fairy Godmother blesses Ben with the wand at coronation and we all get to go."
• "For the first time, It's like I'm more than just a pretty face."
• "I bet I can get an "A" on the next test without the mirror."
• "Please. My mom taught me how to apply blush before I could talk. Always use upward strokes."
• "My mother's not a barrel of laughs when she doesn't get her way. Just ask Snow White."
• "M? You want to break Ben's love spell?"
• "I choose good."

Descendants: Wicked World

Season 1

Evie's Explosion of Taste

• "You have to help me."
• "This!"
• "I volunteered to make cupcakes for the carnival, because I heard that last year everyone loved Audrey's. They were like an explosion of deliciousness. And I thought "I can do that, and everyone will love me, and tell me how fab-mazing I am." But none of that's going to happen, because I can't make cupcakes! I mean it's not like I made cupcakes on The Isle of the Lost. Evil minion bakers did. Remember the awesome ones we had at my birthday parties?"
• "That's because that was a mean thing to do and on The Isle of the Lost being mean was being nice."
• "They say baking is a form of chemistry, so I decided to combine all of the periodic elements. I probably should have left out the sulfur. You have to help me! Use your magic."
• "Magic for a good cause is automatically good."
• "Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please..."
• "Yep! Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please."
• "I've always wondered what unnilseptium tasted like."
• "Ewww!"
• "What happened?"

Careful What You Wish For

• "Everyone is talking about my cupcake disaster! Look at this post! "Pastry chef? More like pastry death!" I don't think that's a compliment here."
• "Hold up! She's my BFF. She's helping me first."
• "I think you mean when she's done with me."
• "Can we focus on what's important? Me."

Voodoo? You Do

• "I've forgotten how bad the city's drainage system is. They seriously need better catch-basins."
• "I'm taking Sustainable Urban Planning this semester."
• "We should find a place to hide."
• "Liking mud is not a VK thing. It's a Mal thing."
• "It's so beautiful. Oh! Don't get jelly."
• "Oh, no."

Lamp Sweet Lamp

• "She's joking. ...I think."
• "We really need to teach them how to smack-talk."
• "Your momma's so weak, old ladies help her across the street!"
• "Your momma's so soft, the only spells she casts are crying spells."
• "Oh, snap!"
• "Oh, yeah. We have got to get them out of here before anyone else shows up."

Genie Chic

• "Cute! Except, if it were me, I probably add a little more bling here, a little more sparkle over there..."
• "No? That's cool. I'm good."
• "You really wanna waste your last wish on getting out?"

Puffed Deliciousness

• "Smiling's super important in Auradon. Let's see what you've got. Try less teeth. Better. But your eyes still look... villainy. Try smeyesing."
• "I know! It's weird, right? I mean, why put it out if you don't want it stolen?"
• "Oh, no! We were the picture of elegance."

Good Is the New Bad

• "Ally. Alice in Wonderland's daughter. Girl's gotta know her competition. Or, in this case, her nopetition. Get it? Because she's not competition?"
• "Whisis? Hey, Ally. You okay?"

Spirit Day

• "What happened to: 'Sure, best friends. Anything for you.'"
• "Forget about the pompoms and focus on the super awesome outfit we made."
• "Is it just me..."
• "Bite, bite, bite!"

I'm Your Girl

• "You're saying "wicked!" I like that."
• "What's up?"
• "Great fashion is cutting edge."
• "So, what's more cutting edge than creating chemical compounds?"
• "No! Well, not anymore."
• "Trust us. With this stuff you'll bring the house down. Or burn it down. Just stay away from liquid nitrogen."
• "Nope. But we like living on the edge."

Mash It Up

• "What about a "who's the fairest" party? It'll be a competition. The winner will get everything and the loser will get nothing."
• "Thanks!"

All Hail the New Q.N.L.B.

• "Alrighty! Who's ready for party makeovers?
• "That's the attitude! I've concocted an amazing beauty mineral base. Who wants a basial? P.S. I made that up."
• "Oh, Freddie? Did you just ask who did win?"
• "It was me. I won. I'm the Q.N.L.B.! Oh Mal, did you just ask where I'm going to put the crown? I don't know where. I'm running out of room for all my crowns!"
• "Well, then you better keep brushing because I am on fire! Carbon dioxide, water vapor, oxygen and nitrogen; ignited up in here! OK Freddie, for your makeover, I'm thinking a little less voodoo and a little more new-do."
• "No probs... Audrey, for your makeover, I'm thinking about some apple-red lipstick and some wicked Cheshire cat eyes."
• "Oh, I forgot to bring that one. Sorry! Mal, for your makeover, I want to see what you look like in purple.
• "Oh, that's not purple, that's aubergine...
• "That sounds like something I would do... but I didn't, promzies! Besides, I couldn't have; I was too busy winning my crown! Did you guys know I won a crown? 'Cause I did! I won the crown!"
• "Yeah, this is Auradon! It's not like there's some thief in a cloaked glove running around stealing things..."

Mad for Tea

• "It's okay. Everyone just calm down. This is why I always bring a back-up gown. And back-up accessories."
• "And back-up de-accessories!"
• "Wow, how did you change so fast? Seriously, one second you're wearing one dress and then you're wearing the other. It was like... right out of a cartoon."
• "Aw, I've been called worse."
• "She has a point."
• "She means it's very fashion-forward. If I didn't think I was already wearing the best dress, I'd be super-jelly. But I do, so I'm not."
• "Quit while you're ahead."

Carpet Jacked

• "I'm sure they're just around the corner. I just hope that corner isn't on the other side of Auradon."
• "No, because I packed hair helmets for everyone. I designed them myself!"
• "What did you say about me?"
• "What about Lonnie? Can't she pick us up?"
• "That won't do. I get car-sick on flying pumpkins."
• "I know. And we've been working so hard to get people on our side!"

The Night is Young

• "Oh, the jewels on the crown totally match my eyes! I look so good! I don't even need a filter!"
• "I know. I really am."
• "Dance for me. I've got a date with some bling. Oh, crownie, I love you!"

Neon Lights Out

• "You're not in the mascot uniform!"
• "Why would you even ask that?"
• "CJ's captain Hook's daughter."

Hooked On Ben

• "Right."

Season 2

Slumber Party

• "An even better question, would you rather stand around and talk, or get this slumber party started?!"
• "Yeah, I'm gonna sleep for a month. Or, maybe, until the next party."

Odd Mal Out

• "Whoa! Awkward."
• "Releasing?"
• "Huh?"
• "Seriously?"
• "Well, okay. Then I'm going with."
• "Oh! But it's okay for you?"

Wild Rehearsal

• "Mal! You okay?"
• "Guess you didn't find your jewel?"
• "You want to talk about it?"
• "I'll just give you some space then. I'll be right here, giving you space!"
• "Okay, that's a weird move."
• "Audrey, why would Mal do that to you?"
• "Okay, Mal. The gag was funny, but you do not want to get between Audrey and her big show. As your BFF, I have to advise you to chill."

Chemical Reaction

• "Let's just say it won't be on the final exam. Jane, can you get me the emulsifier?"
• "Uh, check the drawers, maybe?"
• "That's not supposed to happen."
• "Oh, but those outfits, That's the new style. You look totally hot and hot is the new cool."
• "We totally look fab. Now, back to the experiment."
• "Mal, what's going on with you? Something is wrong. And it's only getting worse."

Talking Heads

• "Audrey, we VKs may be a lot of things, but we're not fakers."
• "You're wrong. Mal is our friend."
• "Okay, okay. Things got a little heated. We all said things that didn't make any sense. But I'm sure if we ask nicely, Mal will take it all back. Right, Mal?"
• "This isn't Mal. Why is she acting like this?"

Steal Away

• "M, what were you doing at the museum?"
• "Mal, it's me. I just wanna help."
• "Your jewel! Where did you get this?"
• "You were being rotten to the core."
• "It is the jewel. Maleficent must have cursed it years ago."
• "Well-"
• "Of course I'm mad at you. You're my best friend and you don't treat best friends like that."
• "But I also knew it wasn't you. All along. I knew."

Evil Among Us

• "Why, thank you, Your Majesty. Yes, I do like happily ever-afters."
• "You look amaze'! I told you!"
• "Come on! I'm sure if we told them about the whole evil spell on your hidden jewel thing, they'd totally let you go."
• "Well, if you're not going, then I'm not going. I'd rather be here with you."
• "You wanna try on my tiara?"

Mal-lone

• "The Jewel-bilee! Mhmmm. OMG! Something's really wrong. I'm freaking out here."
• "He's here?"
• "Right. Mirror, mirror in my hand, where is Zevon in our land? There he is! On the tourney field!"
• "Mal-"
• "There's no way you could've known. Look, Mal didn't do this. Zevon did. He turned us against each other, he divided us."
• "I think we may be too late."

Face to Face

• "You two had a thing?"
• "Seriously?"
• "You're bluffing, right?"

United We Stand

• "There's too many of them!"
• "I got you, fam."
• "Reflect on this!"
• "Mal! That's my friend you're messing with!"
• "Later, Zevon, don't get lost on the way to the Isle! See what I did there?"
• "Jewel-bilee?"

Celebration

• "It totally matches my dress."

Descendants 2

• "I have an opening for a fitting at three! Who wants it?"
• "Well, you can breathe after Cotillion
• "Look who's on TV!"
• "I know Mal's secret of fitting in and Ben wouldn't like it one bit"
• "Okay, so I'll see you later."
• "Mal's gone back to the Isle."
• "This isn't a parade. It's the Isle."
• "And never, ever smile."
• "No thank yous and drop the please too."

Descendants 3

• "I can't believe this day has finally arrived! I honestly wish we could take you all with us, and someday very soon, we can."
• "So sick of us. Can we get a drumroll, please? First, I would like to begin with the granddaughter of Lady Tremaine, daughter of Drizella, my sweet, sweet friend, my Dizzy."
• "I love you-- movies."
• "Everything. You are gonna rock that crown. Okay, so I've only done about a thousand sketches of your wedding dress, and...Belle's already planned an engagement party next week!"
• "So as soon as we get to Auradon, you have to try ice cream."
• "I can take you to the Enchanted Lake."
• "It's just a little starter castle."
• "It's Hades! Stop the car, he's trying to escape!"
• "You're safe. He's back where he belongs."
• "Who else knows about the crown and the scepter?"
• "Will this delay our bringing over more VKs?"
• "But you said no? I mean the four of us are living the dream here, and we finally get to share that. I mean, what could be more important than that?"
• "Is that what they're thinking? M, were they seriously thinking that no one will ever go in and out of the Isle ever again? What, we never get to go back and see our parents? And what about these kids? We promised them that they could go back and visit whenever they wanted."
• "M, I'm so glad that you are going to be queen. You will be a part of these conversations, you will stand up for the VKs. Thank you for telling me. - And you'll be a great queen."

Descendants: The Planning of the Royal Wedding

My Maid of Honor

• "Oh, it's gonna be the royal wedding of the century."
• "Planning a royal wedding was never gonna be easy, but I'm here to help. I set up tasting next week, and then—"
• "I'm already thinking about designs."
• "So we did flowers and invitations, so that means we're done wedding planning for the day."
• "You're kidding, right?"
• "They have to write their speeches, too."
• "Yes!"
• "Oh, I already did."
• "Oh, yeah. What do you think?"
• "No, but I've been thinking about what I'd wear to your wedding since you started dating Ben."
• "Since I have a dress, it's only fair you have one, too."
• "No, this is your wedding reception dress. Every bride needs a costume change for the party. You wanna try it on?"
• "Just wait until we make your royal wedding dress."

The Perfect Wedding Cake

• "Hope you're hungry, because the three biggest bakeries in the whole kingdom sent us wedding cakes to sample."
• "You'll see your royal wedding dress when we actually make it, but right now we have work to do."
• "Is that supposed to be you?"
• "I'm pretty sure Dude could make a better cake and he's a dog. Next cake?"
• "Oh, this is weird."
• "Your forehead's delicious. Coconut sponge cake with lemon meringue buttercream? I might faint."
• "This'll be hard to beat."
• "I like it."
• "Aww, it's a sign."
• "Cloudberry cake with Zepherian vanilla bean."
• "It's the best one."
• "Agreed. We did it. Now all that's left is your wedding dress."
• "Now what do I do with all this cake?"

A Dress Fit for a Queen

• "Me too. I have so many wedding dress ideas to run by you."
• "Oh, thank you! This is gonna be so fun. So I'm thinking we go bold with a short dress."
• "Or a long flowing dress of the silkiest Vertruvian satin in the kingdom with feathery long sleeves."
• "Or medium sleeves spun in shimmering chiffon?"
• "You don't want shimmer?"
• "Strapless?"
• "Purple?"
• "Purple's your favorite color. Um, what's going on with you?"
• "It's OK. Remember what you said, 'I trust you one hundred percent.'?"
• "Do you?"
• "Then sit here, sip some tea, and let me work my magic. Open your eyes."
• "Fit for a queen."
• "That's what friends are for."

Descendants: The Royal Wedding

• "Can you help me up please?"
• "Some people worked very hard on it. And I mean me. I'm some people."
• "The wedding is going to be perfect."
• "Oh. Don't forget your mom."
• "No growling at the lizard of the bride."
• "M, you aren't supposed to see each other. It's bad luck!"
• "I know how disappointed you are, but we'll be here."
• "And if it was a mistake, why did he run away?"
• "Even if his heart is in the right place, maybe it would be smoother if he isn't there."
• "M, you're not running off to the aisle on your own!"
• "Uh, Mal, could we not adventure in these dresses?"
• "It's our crests. The four VKs. Linked together forever."
• "I love that the Isle has had a major glow up!"
• "Whoa! Close your eyes. Bad luck."
• "Yep. Chad is the worst."
• "VK flare?"