Ally
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Oh! I can't stop smiling! I feel like the Cheshire cat. The smiling bit, not the invisible bit.
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Jordan
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Audrey, your dress is a-mazing. I love where you put the jewel.
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Audrey
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Thanks. And you look so totes fab, Jor!
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Jordan
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And I have no idea what you just said.
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Ally
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I can't wait anymore. I'm about to pop!
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Audrey
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Where is everyone? We need to start!
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Ally
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Don't they understand the importance of the Jewel-bilee?
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Audrey
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Forget the Jewel-bilee. I'm talking about my musical number! Oh, where are they?!
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Evie
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Why, thank you, Your Majesty. Yes, I do like happily ever-afters.
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Mal
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Ta-da.
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Evie
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You look amaze'! I told you!
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Mal
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Thanks, but I still don't think I'm up for the Jewel-bilee.
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Evie
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Come on! I'm sure if we told them about the whole evil spell on your hidden jewel thing, they'd totally let you go.
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Mal
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No, I don't want to make a scene. Well, another scene. I mean, besides, I can't get my jewel anyway. You know, it's cursed, so, what's the point?
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Evie
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Well, if you're not going, then I'm not going. I'd rather be here with you.
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Mal
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You know, Evie, you really are the best friend that I could ever hope for.
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Evie
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Aw!
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Mal
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So now what?
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Evie
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You wanna try on my tiara?
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Mal
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Yeah, uh, I think I'll pass.
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Audrey
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Why aren't they here?!
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Ally
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Well, you did un-invite Mal. It's a very merry un-jewel-bilee for her.
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Audrey
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I know that. But what about Evie, Freddie and Jane?
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Jordan
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You think they're okay?
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Audrey
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Well, they won't be when I get through with them!!
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Lonnie
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Whoa! Got it.
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Jane
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Hurry! If we're late, Audrey'll smash us like pumpkins! Look!
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Carlos
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Hey, who's tall, dark and turquoise over there?
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Jane
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He's reaching into the throne room!
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Carlos
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Hey, fancy pants! What are you doing over there?
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Jay
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Show yourself!
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Jane
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Hey, where'd he go?!
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Jay
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Ugh, not you.
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Jane
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What? Who is it?
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Zevon
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Allow me to introductory myself. I am Zevon, son of Yzma, and your worst nightmare.
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