Good Is the New Bad/Transcript

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Audrey	You look totes cute.
Lonnie	No, you look totes cute.
Audrey	No, you look totes cute.
Mal	I am gonna be totes sick. Who's that?
Evie	Ally. Alice in Wonderland's daughter. Girl's gotta know her competition. Or, in this case, her not-a-tition. Get it? Because she's not competition?
Mal	I got. I think living in Auradon is getting to you. You really need to stop with the made up words.
Evie	Whysies? Hey, Ally. You okay?
Ally	No! My partner lost her voice and can't sing tonight. I need to find a new partner now, or my chances of winning go down the rabbit hole.
Freddie	You shrink one guy's head and no one wants to sing with you.
Mal	Ally doesn't have a partner. Why don't you two sing together?
Ally	A VK? Are you magical? Do you sprout horns? Just how evil are you? I don't think I can sing with her. If I hit a wrong note, she might turn me into a frog.
Freddie	Never! I'd just shrink your head, like my last partner. (Holds up a shrunken head)
Ally	Oh, it's disgusting! But curious. Can I touch it? (Pokes the shrunken head)
Audrey	Eww! Can you guys talk about this somewhere else. We're up first.
Mal	Huh! Actually, we're up first.
Audrey	Sorry! Let's go.
Lonnie	But they're already...
Audrey	Now, Lonnie!
Audrey and Lonnie	♫ Call it bad, call it good ♫ ♫ Call it even if you could ♫ ♫ Call it good, call it bad ♫ ♫ It's the best you ever had ♫ ♫ We know what's hot, what's not ♫ ♫ We strike a pose and then they take a shot ♫ ♫ They get in close, they try to run the spot ♫ ♫ We come to show 'em what we got, we got- ♫
Freddie	Well, if it's a free-for-all, I might as well join in.
All	♫ It's time to make a stand ♫ ♫ We breaking through and now we in demand ♫ ♫ We here for good. It's really not so bad ♫ ♫ So shout it out and give it all you have ♫
Ally	If Freddie can sing alone, then so can I!
All	♫ Bad was all the rage last week, but good has got a wicked beat! ♫ ♫ Good is the new bad! ♫ ♫ Good is the new bad! ♫ ♫ We can feel the mad love. Gimme more of- ♫ ♫ Bad is the new good! ♫ ♫ Bad is the new good! ♫ ♫ We can feel the mad love ♫ ♫ I think that we should ♫ ♫ I think that we should ♫ ♫ I think that we should ♫ ♫ Call it bad, call it good ♫ ♫ Call it even if you could. ♫ ♫ Call it good, call it bad ♫ ♫ It's the best you ever had. ♫ ♫ We use to love the dark ♫ ♫ But then we saw the light and felt a spark ♫ ♫ We bring the fire and make it better and better ♫ ♫ 'Cause good is back and now it's badder then ever ♫ ♫ Bad was all the rage last week, but good has got a wicked beat ♫ ♫ Good is the new bad! ♫ ♫ Good is the new bad! ♫ ♫ We can feel the mad love ♫ ♫ Gimme more of ♫ ♫ Bad is the new good! ♫ ♫ Bad is the new good! ♫ ♫ We can feel the mad love. ♫ ♫ I think that we should ♫ ♫ I think that we should ♫ ♫ I think that we should ♫ ♫ Call it bad, call it good ♫ ♫ Call it even if you could ♫ ♫ Call it good, call it bad ♫ ♫ It's the best you ever had ♫

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