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"Yeah, and I don't do uniforms. Unless It's leather. You feel me?"
"Whoo! Let's get this party started!"
"There's no team in 'I'."
"Just cleaning up. Get up."
"Hello, foxy . The name's Jay."
"It's called stealing."
"Well, Mal, It's like buying whatever I want, except It's free."
"You do it your way and I'll do it mine."
"Killer!"
"Well, the wand's not here. Let's bounce. Let's go."
"That's just a little excessive."
"C . You turn it over to the proper authorities."
"As my father says, 'the only way to win' is to make sure everyone else loses!"
"You do not want to be at my house at dinner time."
"Can I be the fist?"
"We can do this... If we stick together."
"A tear's a tear."
"Are you feeling kind of weird about this? I mean, It's not so bad here, you know."
"Oh, hello. The name's Jay. You all going to the tourney game tonight?"
"Keep a lookout for number eight, all right? Scoring the winning goal."
"And you said yourself a team is made up of a bunch of parts."
"Thanks for the special treat."
"Revenge time."
"I choose good, too."
"Let's get this party started!" Season 1 [ ] "Nope, but I'm trying to learn how to be nice."
"Hold on to this for me. It's very important." "I'm Jay. That's Jordan ."
"We got carpet jacked!"
"She's kinda right. Not having to see you in that tux is worth the carpet getting stolen." You stole the carpet? Nice! You know, maybe we can meet up after your hostile takeover. You can give me some pointers." Season 2 [ ] "Wait. So, you're telling me I could play a sport where I get rewarded for stealing a base." "And you don't wanna let frown lines spoil that beautiful face. Do you?"
"Deserve you what get you. Hey!"
"Oh! Not bad. Hey! Eating cures the spell. Dig in!" "Let's see here- Evil. Good. Evil. Good. Evil. More evil. Good. Evil. Good. Evil. Evil. Good. Evil. Good."
"And Auradon's back to normal!" "Long time no see, Zevon."
"Hey, that's my dad's scepter ! That should be in the museum." "And I can't believe you 're even smaller than usual."
"If there was just someway to reach the opening." "Yeah, but then why are you still so small." "Put your hands in your pockets unless you're stealing."
"We don't need swords at the Waffle Hut."
"Why don't you stop by practice later?"
"Come to the Cotillion, all right? If Ben isn't smart enough to love you, and you can't stand another day, I'll drive you back tomorrow myself"
"You all know I come from the Isle, right? Things are pretty whack. But there is one thing the Isle's got on Auradon. If you're strong, we want you by our side, girl or boy" "And no way are we splitting up the twins, so get over here Squirmy. Come on. Congratulations. Bring it in, buddy."
"Yeah, so pack your stuff, your own stuff."
"Nice grip, do you play sports?"
"Alright, boys. Let's hit the road."
"And so pack your stuff, your own stuff."
"All Bow to her royal Majesty !"
"As you wish my Lady !"
"C'mon, Mal! Blast him !"
"These. I really think she 's gonna like the cake, you guys." "Welcome to the Royal Wedding."
"Um... My lady, Uma ?"
"Father of the bride ! Welcome!"
"Want me to show you inside?"
"Lizard of the bride."
"Make room for the groom."
"Yeah, they ran inside. And you just missed the father of the...bride"
"Uma, what happened?"
"It's chaos out there."
"It's Hades. He destroyed The Great Hall."
"If it helps, he tried to be friendly."
"I mean, he bared his teeth, which is kind of like smiling."
"Okay? Misunderstanding? The wedding is on fire."
"Because we're rotten..."
"Isle of the Lost, here we..."
"We were going to wait until the reception, but now seems like a better time."
"Wow. When your dad burns bridges, he literally burns bridges."
"Yeah, wow. It's a lot cleaner now, too."
