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Voodoo? You Do Genie Chic
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The episode starts in Freddie's Voodoo Shop.
Freddie (chuckles) Well, well, well. The famous Auradonian kids.
Mal Okay, Freddie. Retract your claws.
Freddie But I just had them sharpened.
Audrey gasps.
Evie She's joking. I think.
Freddie Oooh, look at these two. They're adorable.
Ben and Audrey hold each other.
Freddie It's sickening.
Audrey Hey! You can't talk to us like that.
Freddie And what, pray tell, are you gonna do about it?
Audrey I'll... I'll... I'll... (covers her mouth)
Freddie Thought so.
Audrey When I throw a party, I... I won't invite you!
Freddie starts laughing, Ben and Audrey watch her, Evie rolls her eyes, and Freddie sighs.
Evie We really need to teach them how to smack-talk.
Mal Do you remember the "your mama" battles that we used to have?
Evie Your mama's so weak, old ladies help her across the street.
Mal Your mama's so weak, instead of poison apples she makes apple pie.
Evie Your mama's so soft, the only spells she casts are crying spells.
Mal Your mama's so soft, cats share pictures of her.
Evie Oh, snap. (snaps fingers)
Mal and Evie giggle and do a fist bump.
Audrey Your mama's so soft, she's like a pillow!
Freddie Well, what do you know? These guys are even more lame than I imagined.
Audrey Okay, we may not frown and wear black, but we are not lame.
Ben Yeah!
Audrey We can be rotten just like you guys.
Ben Yeah! (confused) We can? Uh, yeah. (grabs the cup) Check this out.
Ben throws the cup on the floor, and breaks it. Ben and Audrey are panicked.
Ben Oh, what have I done?
Audrey Let me help! Anyone got glue?
Ben I'd be happy to pay for damages.
Mal Watching them do this is worse than any punishment my mother ever gave me.
Evie Oh, yeah. We have got to get them out of here before anyone else shows up.
Audrey Are we going to jail?
Someone peeks out of the curtain and snaps a pic of the gang. Freddie gets shocked and gasps.
Freddie You gotta hide. I don't want them to know you're here too.
Someone hides and disappears.
Mal I don't even know how we got here. I mean, one moment I was rubbing paint off Jordan's lamp, and then the next... (surprised) That's it! The lamp! I just wish we could ask her how we...
Mal, Evie, Ben, Audrey, and Freddie disappear. In Jordan's lamp. Jordan is doing a lemonade tutorial video for "AuraTube".
Jordan Then, my precious darlings, you just take two pinches of sugar.
As Jordan was going to put the sugar in her lemonade pitcher, Mal, Evie, Ben, Audrey, and Freddie appear in the lamp and interrupt the video.
Mal (nervously) Hi. (chuckles) Is this a bad time?
The Digi-Image title says "Jordan Has Lemonade Meltdown".